Oh, dear. Britney, what the hell? This girl has serious, serious Issues. She is clearly a poster child for "money doesn't buy happiness." So I'd like to know: Where are her parents?? If Britney (GOD FORBID) was my child, I would have been hopping a plane to her as soon as she started hanging out with Paris Hilton. Because you know that girl ( Read more... )

So Brits has allegedly had her second son, and the world can rejoice in the birth of another future redneck. I heard about this blessed event before I went to bed last night, and of course I then had a dream about Brits. In this dream, Brits and her sister Jamie Lynn were running all over their house in Louisiana terrified because a tornado was ( Read more... )

At least we now know she doesn't have some hideous fangs or horns. The papparazzi will have to find a new celebrity baby to stalk.

I was sick this week, and I'm not sure if it was some bad cookie dough ice cream I ate or a 24-hour bug. But it was extremely unpleasant...I won't get into details because you really don't want to know ( Read more... )